Posts Tagged ‘pancakes’

Yes, there is a buttermilk substitute and yes, I hate you

Monday, March 31st, 2008

ButtermilkFine, you don’t have to use . There is another way. Are you happy? I don’t understand this unnatural fear. I know it’s not something you normally keep around the house but use it once or twice and you will. It doesn’t spoil(well, it’s kind of pre-spoiled) and it adds flavor and lift to anything it touches.

But for those of you who refuse. Those who fight and resist the way the French didn’t, there is one .

You can mix a half cup of plain or vanilla with a half cup of milk. That has almost as much acidity as , so with a ¼ teaspoon of baking soda this will lift one cup of flour. If you do go this route I would choose vanilla because at least then you’re adding a new flavor.

And stay away from any fruit on the bottom crap. They overload that stuff with sugar and that’s going to throw off any recipe you do, even if you stop short of the fruity base.

Are you happy? Is this what you wanted? You people and your fear of change makes me sick. Now stop asking me “Do I really need for good ?”

 

Pancakes

My Pancakes Kick Your Pancakes in the Balls

Saturday, March 29th, 2008

I remember the last time my brother came over for breakfast(God I hate him). As he was mowing down his third short stack he asks:

“Are these made from scratch?”

It’s not like I was in a field threshing wheat at 4 in the morning. All I did was mix up some really common ingredients, most of which have the shelf life of Joan Rivers. How does that qualify as ‘from scratch’?

The fact is the difference between from a box and good is about 5 minutes. Less if you keep a tupperware full of pre-made powder. And it’s easy. If you’re looking for somewhere to start learning how to cook this is it:

Step 1 : Dry

  • 2 cups AP flour
  • 1/2 tsp Baking Soda
  • 1 tsp Baking Powder
  • 1 tsp Salt
  • 2 tsp Sugar

Throw it all in a bowl and stir with a whisk.

Step 2: Wet

  • 4 tbs(a half stick) melted butter
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 cups room temperature

Throw the eggs in a bowl and beat them. Then temper in the butter(it’s easy, I describe it here). Add the (let it get to room temp first, otherwise your batter will be a bit lumpy) and mix.

By the way, is important. You can’t just put regular milk in there and get the same results, that’s because the is acidic and when it hits the baking soda it’s going to make more bubbles. That’s what makes real so much fluffier then the ones you make from a box.

But here’s the nice thing about , it’s so acidic that it’s really bacteria resistant. So even though it’s got a date it almost never goes bad in the fridge. I’d say you have at least 2 months to use it past the expiration date.

Step 3: Bringing it all together

Now don’t mix the wet and the dry until the is up to temperature. That’s 325-350 degrees. If you don’t have an electric (you savage) then you can use the flattest pan you have on the stove. When you drop water on the pan and it skitters around like an ice skating fruit it’s the right temp.

Now the mixing of the wet and dry is the step most people screw up. Listen carefully, you pour the wet on the dry and using a broad spoon(or spatula) mix for no more than 15 seconds. I know there are still lumps, I know you think you should keep stirring, but don’t. The lumps will cook out and stirring more will just make the tough. Did you ever notice that restaurant aren’t as chewy as a flat bagel? That’s why.

Once you mix let the batter sit for 5 minutes to build up some bubbles. Then use a ladle, or if you’re in super single guy mode a cup, to drop the batter on your . Don’t make the much bigger than your spatula.

This really is much easier on an electric . In fact a lot of things are easier on a . You have perfect temperature control and wide open spaces. Flipping things like and sliders without having to get around the edge of a pan is awesome. And you can cook 8 at a time instead of 2. This is my , and I recommend it to anybody:


Then when the bubbles set around the edges flip them over. Cook them on the other side for about half the time. For me it’s usually 3 minutes on the first side and 1 and a half on the second.That’s it. A little extra mixing of ingredients you should already have and you have from scratch. And while this recipe makes more than mortal man can consume and stay conscious, these freeze and reheat perfect.