Rarely have I had such an urge to reach through my monitor
Tuesday, June 24th, 2008OK, so their douches. Fine. World’s full of douches. But then they say they’re going to show you how to make your own McMuffin with the only thing worse than McDonalds English muffin, they use that cow patty Thomases. You’re better off using toast and imagining it’s an English muffin.
And then the cunts cut the muffin with a knife because “They aren’t cut all the way.” What kind of fucking tool doesn’t know that you’re supposed to fork split an English muffin? Especially one with a cooking show?
I swear to God if Darwin doesn’t get these guys in the next month or so I just may have to hunt them down myself.
