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Rarely have I had such an urge to reach through my monitor

OK, so their douches. Fine. World’s full of douches. But then they say they’re going to show you how to make your own McMuffin with the only thing worse than McDonalds , they use that cow patty Thomases. You’re better off using toast and imagining it’s an .

And then the cunts cut the muffin with a knife because “They aren’t cut all the way.” What kind of fucking tool doesn’t know that you’re supposed to fork split an ? Especially one with a cooking show?

I swear to God if Darwin doesn’t get these guys in the next month or so I just may have to hunt them down myself.

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 at 9:29 pm and is filed under Man Food. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “Rarely have I had such an urge to reach through my monitor”

  1. Moose82 Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    I can’t hear the guy on the right. Plus, McMuffin eggs are not scrambled.

  2. fb Says:
    June 26th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    He’s saying “I hate my life. Please kill me before I have to listen to this guy for one more second. Please?”

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