My World Famous Veggie Burger
Fuck off, there’s no such thing as a veggie burger. If you want to be a vegetarian fine, but lets not pretend you’re eating meat. Quorn or soy or whatever else they try and make a veggie burger out of is not meat. Will never be meat. I don’t know if the soul is what makes it taste better, but I know that fake meat tastes like fake meat.
You’d be better off miming eating a hamburger than eating some crap veggie burger.
Tags: burger, burger series, hamburger
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Wow, that is great. I will be the asshole at the party tonight using your chili sauce receipe, cooking burgers and talking about a blog. The veggie burger joke made my head hurt, oh, wait, it was the gallon of Vodka I drank last night.
July 14th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
Great point, excellent website. Listen, did you guys hear about Wow planning to use Real ID on their message board? Guess they became aware that that’s no way to win at wow, as they reversed their decision. Now we can all resume playing wow without having to worry about compromised privacy. And they can go back to working on Cataclysm. BooYAH!