My World Famous Veggie Burger
Fuck off, there’s no such thing as a veggie burger. If you want to be a vegetarian fine, but lets not pretend you’re eating meat. Quorn or soy or whatever else they try and make a veggie burger out of is not meat. Will never be meat. I don’t know if the soul is what makes it taste better, but I know that fake meat tastes like fake meat.
You’d be better off miming eating a hamburger than eating some crap veggie burger.
Tags: burger, burger series, hamburger
July 3rd, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Wow, that is great. I will be the asshole at the party tonight using your chili sauce receipe, cooking burgers and talking about a blog. The veggie burger joke made my head hurt, oh, wait, it was the gallon of Vodka I drank last night.